school skit

Power of Forgiveness
The story of Joseph, the broken video game, and the power of forgiveness. (A skit for one or two)
Materials: 1 puppet or you can tell the story using two different voices. Duration: Approximately 8 minutes			Topics: Forgiveness, Joseph Target Audience:Grades 1-5 (Ages 6-11)
Person What's up Clarence? You look a little angry. Clarence Humph, I'm not very happy right now. Person Well, tell me what happened to make you so unhappy. Clarence Last night Billy came over to play with my new Playstation game. It was brand new and he scratched it all up and now it doesn't work anymore. Person Well that does seem very unfortunate, but I'm sure Billy didn't mean it. Clarence Well he did say it was an accident and he was sorry...but I can't forgive him, it was my favorite game, Frogger! Person You know that reminds me of a story in the Bible. Clarence Frogger reminds you of a story in the Bible? Person No silly, the forgiving part. Clarence Oh! Person This story was about a young boy who was very special in his father's eyes. Clarence Daniel was special. Person True, but this is a story about Joseph, one of the 12 sons of Jacob. Jacob loved his son Joseph so much, he made him a very special coat of many colors. Clarence I bet it was beautiful. Person It was and Joseph loved his coat very much. But his eleven other brothers became very jealous. They didn't get a beautiful coat. Clarence So, what did they do? Person What they did was very cruel. First they put Joseph in a deep hole to die, but then decided to sell him instead to some merchants traveling to Egypt. Clarence I bet Joseph was really angry. Person He was at first, just like you are angry now, but he also loved God. Clarence So what happened? Person Joseph made his home in Egypt and soon became an important person there. One day God told him in a dream that there would be great famine in the land. Do you know what a famine is? Clarence I think that is where there is nothing to eat. Person That's right and this famine was going to last for seven years. Clarence Wow! That's a long time, everyone would starve to death. Person Yes, but Pharaoh was no dummy. He let Joseph get ready for the famine by storing large amounts of food to eat later. Finally, the famine came and Joseph's brothers ran out of food.... Clarence ...So they tried to get some food from Joseph? Person Yes they did. Clarence But he was still angry and wouldn't give them any. Get away he said, starve to death, go... Person Hold on Clarence (Hand over mouth), that's not what happened. He forgave them and shared the food because he realized that God had planned the whole thing. Because of his brothers, Joseph went to Egypt and was able to save all of them from starving to death. You see God knows what is best for us even when we don't and when we learn to forgive others in our hearts, He can do great things for us. Clarence I guess Joseph did the right thing by forgiving his brothers. I better forgive Billy too. Maybe then God will help me win at Frogger. Person Well, that's not quite what I'm saying, but anyway, it's a good start to forgive Billy. Clarence Yeah, he is my best friend.

School Skits

Are We Different?
A school mate discovers it does make a difference how we live and how we act as Christians. (Skit for three: Patty, Chris, Narrator)
Materials: Several Books 2 Book Bags Duration: Approximately 5 minutes			Topics: Born Again, Christianity, Light, Godliness, Morals, Witnessing Target Audience:Grades 3-6 (Ages 8-12)
Patty: Chris, I can't believe that you kept your cool with Vicky! If she treated me like that I would have put her in her place! She has some nerve! Chris: Patty, I think you're over reacting just a tad. Vicky may have been having a bad day. Patty: I don't care if her home life is a mess or if her boy friend is..... Chris: Stop Patty. I don't want to gossip about Vicky, or talk about her behind her back. Patty: What?! Vicky just got done treating you like dirt in the school cafeteria and now you're sticking up for her. Then you tell me not to gossip! Whose side are you on anyway? Chris: Take it easy Patty, I try not to talk about anyone behind their back. I do plan on talking to Vicky, to see if I can't help her get her problems worked out. But the school cafeteria just wasn't the right time or place. Patty: I just don't see how you can be so nice to HER! Chris: (Smiling) My best friend taught me.... Patty: What, some more of that freaky Jesus stuff? Chris: (Smiling) Yes, exactly. You see when I asked Jesus to forgive me and to become the Lord of my life, He did. The Holy Spirit changed my outlook on a lot of things. I try to treat others the way I would like them to treat me. Patty: I just don't know Chris, although I have noticed a big change in the way you've been acting ever since you said you "Got Saved." At first I thought you were just trying to live the part. You know trying to change under your own strength, but lately I think you really have become a new person. Chris: You just paraphrased scripture, Patty. In 2 Corinthians 5:17 it states: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." Patty: I'm starting to think there might be something to this Jesus stuff. Chris: I hold a Bible study on Thursday nights at 7:00, if you want to come. Patty: Yeah, I think I will, thanks! Whatever it is you have I want to learn more about it! Chris: If you want to we can talk more about Jesus right now or you come by my house tonight at 7:00, which would you prefer? Patty: If you have time, I'd like to hear more about Jesus now. Chris: Sure, nothing is more important. Let's go sit on the bench over there. (The two friends walk off, as the narrator begins to speak) Narrator: You see it does make a difference how we live and how we act. If we say Jesus is Lord but we act just like the rest of the world we send a deadly message. If people see you get drunk, smoke, curse or gossip and then hear you say I'm a Christian, you send the message that all these worldly things are okay. Don't act like the world, let your light shine in the darkness, help set some captives free.

Joke on computer

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers and website developers, he was finally getting some respect. He'd become a private consultant specializing in Year 2000 conversions.

Several years of this relentless, mind-numbing work had taken its toll on Jack. He began having anxiety dreams about the Year 2000. All he could think about was how he could avoid the year 2000 and all that came with it.

Jack decided to contact a company that specialized in cryogenics. He made a deal to have himself frozen until March 15th, 2000. The next thing he would know is he'd wake up in the year 2000; after the New Year celebrations and computer debacles; after the leap day. Nothing else to worry about except getting on with his life.

He was put into his cryogenic receptacle, the technicians set the revive date, he was given injections to slow his heartbeat to a bare minimum and that was that.

The next thing that Jack saw was an enormous and very modern room filled with excited people. They were all shouting "I can't believe it!" and "It's a miracle!" and "He's alive!". There were cameras (unlike any he'd ever seen) and equipment that looked like it came out of a science fiction movie.

Someone who was obviously a spokesperson for the group stepped forward. Jack couldn't contain his enthusiasm. "Is it over?" he asked. "Is the year 2000 already here? Are all the millennial parties and promotions, and crises all over and done with?"

The spokesman explained that there had been a problem with the programming of the timer on Jack's cryogenic receptacle, it hadn't been year 2000 compliant. It was actually eight thousand years later, not the year 2000. Technology had advanced to such a degree that everyone had virtual reality interfaces which allowed them to contact anyone else on the planet.

"That sounds terrific," said Jack. "But I'm curious. Why is everybody so interested in me?"

"Well," said the spokesman. "The year 10000 is just around the corner and it says in your files that you know COBOL".

Joke on sport

A farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that a farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80 percent humidity. So the Devil goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer says, "I like it here, the temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."

The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90 percent.

After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy. The farmer says, "This is even better, it's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."

The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer, so he turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100 percent.

Once again, he goes looking for the farmer, and finds him sitting on the floor -- even happier than before! The farmer turns to the Devil and says, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August."

The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to 25 degrees and sets the weather control to SNOW. "Lets see what the farmer has to say about this."

A little while later, the Devil finds the farmer - only nowhe's jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "The Packers have finally won the Superbowl!"

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here a fb trick

Copy and paste this as your status and tag the letters given below and tag the first person which comes in the option when you type that letter. :P

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joke on driving

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey motioned "Screwing."

"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked."

"Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

joke on driving

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey motioned "Screwing."

"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked."

"Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

My Lovable Friend Forever Poem By Ishita Bajpai

                                       My Lovable Friend Forever

When You’re not here to share my days and nights

My Life is so incomplete,

For You my heart , my soul

The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek.

Without you I merely exit from day to day

With you I know that I will find

All that I have been searching for

My completeness, my external peace of mind.

You are the keeper of my dreams

The man who had my hearts in his hands

The one I want to spend my life with

The one with whom I will always stand.

Stand beside through thick and thin

Through all that life will throw our way

Knowing  that his special love we share

Will guide us, each and every day.

The journey was started long ago

Before this time and place

The journey of completeness

As two hearts and souls ambrace.

Forever is what I want with you

For the search is at end

Our hearts have found each other

As lovers, as soul mates, as friends.

                                                                                           By : Ishita Bajpai