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salman khan

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poems

1)  Kuch Khubsurat Pal Yaad Aate Hai,
       Palkon Par Aasu Chhod Jate Hain.
        Kal Koi Our Mile Hume Na Bhulna,
           Kyonki Kuch Rishtey Zindgi Bhar Yad Aate Hai...

2)   jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deti hai
         meri hasti hui aankhon ko rula deti hai
           ek muddat se khabar be nahi teri
              koi is tarah be kya apne pyar ko bhula deta hai

3) Ki
       smet or dil mein Itna Sa Farq Hai.
         Ke Jo Log dil Mein Hote Hain.
           Woh kismat Mein Nahi Hote.
              Or Jo kismat Mein Hote Hain wo dil me nahi hote...

4)   Kisi k paas ane me waqt lagta h
        kisi ko apna banane me waqt lagta h,
           humne bahut pahle mangi thi apki dosti,
              par khuda ne kaha anmol cheez pane me
                 waqt lagta hai..♥

5)  Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai,
      Na Dimaag Se Hota Hai,
        Yeh Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai,
          Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile,
            Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai…♥

6)  I Know Ur Life Can Go Without Me ..
       Yew Can Be Happy Without Me ..
          Yew Can Survive Without Me ..

     But
       ...

          Even If Yew Turn Me Away ..
             I Will Choose To Be With Yew.. :) ♥

               Be Ur Sweetest Stranger Forever Honey .. :) ♥

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joke

A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, "What type of brain do you want?"
"What type?" the woman asked.

"Yes," replied the doctor. "There is a substantial difference in price. For example, a one-pound brain of a surgeon costs $60,000, while you can get a one-pound brain of a nuclear physicist for $50,000, and so on.

"Can you give me a one-pound lawyer's brain? Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of being a trial attorney."

"That's $250,000," the doctor replied.

"Why so much? the woman asked. "That's over four times what a surgeon's brain costs."

"Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to produce a pound of brain?" the doctor replied.

joke

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "That does it! I am going out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked "How did you get that?" The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck". The captain then said "I've had enough of this, I am going to get my deer." He came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked "How did you get that?" The captain replied "I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck." The chief not wanting to be out done said "I am out of here, I am going to bag the biggest buck of the day." He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked "What happened to you?" The chief replied "I walked out there five hundred feet, followed some tracks and got hit by a train."

joke time

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

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JOKE ON POLICE

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 60."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"

Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

Wife: "No, only when he's drunk

JOKE ON SCHOOL

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

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